126+ Smoking Puns That Will Have You Laughing Till You Puff

If you’re a fan of smoking humor or just enjoy a good pun, you’re in for a treat. Smoking has been a part of many cultures for centuries, and it’s also inspired countless jokes and puns.

Whether you’re into cigars, cigarettes, or just the idea of a good smoke break, these 128 smoking puns are sure to lighten up your day. Get ready to chuckle as we spark up some laughs with this clever wordplay!

Cigar Puns

1. I’m trying to quit smoking cigars, but I just can’t resist the urge to light up a good one.
2. Cigars are like relationships, they start off sweet, but eventually, they burn out.
3. I’m trying to quit smoking cigars, but it’s smoking hot out here.
4. Cigars don’t burn out—they just taper off.
5. Cigars are like a good book; they take time to savor, but once you light up, you can’t stop.
6. You can’t be stressed when you’re puffing on a cigar—it’s the best cigar-therapy.
7. I’m having a smokin’ hot time with my cigar—care to join me?
8. A good cigar is like a good joke—it should ignite your spirit.
9. That cigar was so good, I feel like I smoked a day away.
10. Cigars are proof that sometimes life really is about taking it slow.

Cigarette Puns

11. Cigarettes are smoke signals that let you know when someone’s taking a break.
12. I tried to quit smoking cigarettes, but they weighed heavily on my mind.
13. Smoking a cigarette is like taking a break from reality and catching your breath.
14. I should cigarette—I mean forget—this habit, but it’s hard to extinguish it.
15. I don’t smoke, but I have a lighter heart when I’m around people who do.
16. I gave up cigarettes to quit being a drag on my health.
17. The only thing burning in my life now is the cigarette that never flickers out.
18. What do you call a cigarette smoker who loves reading? A page-turner.
19. I always feel ciggy when I run into smokers.
20. Cigarettes are like friends—you’ll burn through a lot before finding the perfect one.

Pipe Puns

21. Pipe dreams are made of these!
22. What’s a pipe smoker’s favorite activity? Blowing off some steam!
23. I didn’t just smoke a pipe, I had an entire piping hot experience.
24. A pipe smoker’s motto: You can’t blow smoke without a good pipe.
25. A pipe and a good book make the best smoking combination.
26. Smoking a pipe is a reel way to relax.
27. My pipe smoke is my personal cloud—don’t rain on it!
28. I don’t always smoke pipes, but when I do, it’s a pipe dream come true.
29. Pipe smokers really know how to puff up their day.
30. I’ll take my pipes in moderation—one puff at a time.

Hookah Puns

31. A hookah session is all about sharing the smoke.
32. I don’t just puff on a hookah, I drift into another world.
33. Nothing says relaxation like a good hookah circle.
34. Smoking hookah is like taking a cloudy vacation.
35. A hookah and a good friend make for the best smoke signals.
36. I’ve been hooked on hookah for years.
37. There’s no tobacco in a hookah session, just pure enjoyment.
38. I think hookah sessions should be a social affair—smoke and mirrors style.
39. Hookah smoking is so much fun; it’s just a puff of joy.
40. After a good hookah session, I always feel cloud nine.

Weed Puns

41. The only time I’m ever high is when I’m smoking weed.
42. Sometimes life gets blunt, and you need a little weed-ing out.
43. I weed out the stress with every puff.
44. You can’t rush a good joint—it’s all about taking it slow.
45. When I’m not smoking weed, I feel like I’m spaced out.
46. Smoking weed really helps me blaze through my day.
47. I love weed so much, it’s my weed-ing partner for life.
48. I don’t need to weed my garden when I can smoke it!
49. I don’t need a pipe dream when I’ve got weed in hand.
50. When it comes to smoking weed, it’s all about taking it to the next level.

Smoky Atmosphere Puns

51. The air was so smoky, it was like walking into a cloud of confusion.
52. I think I’ve inhaled enough smoke to be officially clouded in mystery.
53. The smoke in here was so thick, it was like a foggy situation.
54. The smoky haze really sets the mood for my day.
55. The room was so smoky, it was practically a smoke-screen.
56. I’m not lost in the fog, I’m just following the smoke to a good time.
57. The air was so smoky, I needed a clear view of the situation.
58. The smoky atmosphere made everything feel so mystically cool.
59. Every puff I took just made the smoke circle get a little thicker.
60. I feel like I’m walking on smoke, floating through the haze.

General Smoking Puns

61. I’ll fire up a joke if you light up a cigarette!
62. Smokers are the best people to talk to—they really know how to blow off steam.
63. Every puff makes the smoke rise—just like my mood.
64. I don’t need a drag from a cigarette to feel the burn of a good joke.
65. I’m always blowing smoke about my great smoking experience.
66. Sometimes, you need to light up the situation before it gets too heated.
67. Nothing says a good time like puffing away in the company of friends.
68. Sometimes I wonder if my cigarette is my best smoke signal.
69. Every smoker knows it’s all about finding the right spark.
70. Let’s puff and let live, right?

Cigarette Smoke Puns

71. It’s no smoke and mirrors—this cigarette is fire.
72. I can’t help but blow the smoke in your face—it’s just how I roll.
73. You can’t hide from the smoke—it always finds a way out.
74. Don’t let the smoke fool you, it’s the best part of the cigarette.
75. Every puff feels like I’m inhaling happiness.
76. That cigarette had so much smoke, it was practically a cloud!
77. The only thing better than smoking is the smoke itself.
78. A good cigarette burns just like a good joke.
79. I tried to quit smoking, but the smoke just kept calling me back.
80. I’m not just smoking, I’m creating smoke.

Light Up Puns

81. Let’s light up some laughter with these smoking puns!
82. I know you’re lighting up your cigarette, but don’t forget to spark up the conversation!
83. I lit up a joke and it really started to burn!
84. Lighting up is the first step in any good smoking experience.
85. I feel like I’m lighting my way to a good time!
86. If we keep lighting up these jokes, we might need a fire extinguisher.
87. You know it’s time to light up when the atmosphere feels just right.
88. Every time I light up a cigarette, it’s like the world smokes away.
89. Let’s light up the party with some good vibes!
90. The only thing better than lighting up a cigar is lighting up the mood.

Funny Smoking Jokes

91. Why did the cigarette go to school? It wanted to be a smoking genius!
92. What did one smoker say to another? You’re smoking hot.
93. I asked my friend to quit smoking—he told me it was just a drag.
94. Why don’t smokers ever get lost? They always find their way in the smoke.
95. What’s a smoker’s favorite exercise? Puffing out their chest!
96. Why did the cigarette break up with the lighter? It was getting too lit.
97. What do you call a smoking magician? A smoke and mirrors expert.
98. Why do smokers never panic? Because they always breathe easy.
99. What’s a smoker’s favorite type of music? Anything that gets them in the mood to puff.
100. Why did the smoker become a comedian? He smoked out all the good jokes!

Quirky Smoking Puns

101. I’m a smoke detective—always looking for clues!
102. I puff and I play—that’s how I roll.
103. Don’t smoke around me; I’m a firecracker!
104. I didn’t just light my cigarette—I sparked a revolution.
105. Smokers have great chemistry—they always find a good spark.
106. I’m not a smoker, but I love hanging out in the cloud.
107. When I’m smoking, the world feels lit.
108. Smokers are experts at puffing away their problems.
109. I don’t just puff on a cigarette—I’m on a cloud of thought.
110. Smoking gives me cloudy thinking, and I like it!

Smoking Lifestyle Puns

111. The only thing better than smoking is living a smoking good life.
112. Smoking isn’t just a habit; it’s a way of life.
113. The best part of my day is my smoke break.
114. Life’s too short to not enjoy a good puff.
115. A good smoker knows how to burn through stress.
116. I always feel lighter after a good smoking session.
117. There’s nothing like the feeling of smoking your problems away.
118. Smokers don’t need therapy, they need a good puff.
119. I don’t just live life—I smoke through it with style.
120. Being a smoker isn’t a bad habit, it’s a lifestyle choice.

Smoking Warning Puns

121. Don’t let smoking drag you down.
122. If you keep smoking, you’ll burn out before you know it!
123. Smoking can ignite a fire in your lungs—think before you light up.
124. Smoke too much, and you might burn out faster than you think.
125. Smoking may cloud your judgment—quit while you’re ahead.
126. Don’t light up your future by smoking today.
127. Smoking is like a time bomb—it will catch up with you eventually.
128. If you’re not careful, smoking will blow up in your face!