145+ Leaving Puns Funny, Unique, & Memorable Farewell Jokes
Goodbyes can be tough, but leaving puns makes them so much easier—and way more fun! Below, we’ve compiled 148 leaving puns to help you say farewell most creatively and humorously possible.
Whether you’re leaving work, moving away, or simply signing off, these puns will make sure you’re remembered fondly.
Work-Related Leaving Puns
- “I’m quitting because I heard the grass is greener in the break room next door!”
- “Don’t worry, I’m just taking my coffee mug and leaving—no hard feelings!”
- “Time to clock out… for good!”
- “This isn’t just a job; it’s a journey—and mine’s moving on!”
- “Leaving this job feels like exiting a group chat—bittersweet but necessary.”
- “I’m off to find a workplace that appreciates my puns!”
- “Thanks for all the memories… and the office snacks.”
- “Quitting is like a breakup—it’s not you, it’s me.”
- “I’m leaving to start my career as a professional pun writer!”
- “Time to turn in my badge and my punchlines!”
Moving Away Puns
- “I’m moving on—literally!”
- “I’m uprooting myself, but don’t worry, I’ll leaf you with some puns!”
- “Out with the old zip code, in with the new!”
- “It’s time to pack my bags—and my sense of humor!”
- “I’ll miss you guys, but my new neighbors are about to get pun-bombed.”
- “This isn’t goodbye; it’s a new address alert.”
- “I’m not leaving the city; I’m just redefining my commute.”
- “This is the start of a new chapter, so I’m closing this book.”
- “Packing up my memories and my dad jokes—don’t worry, they’re fragile!”
- “New house, same terrible humor.”
Farewell Puns for Friends
- “You’re not getting rid of me that easily!”
- “This isn’t goodbye—it’s just a long pause in our friendship playlist.”
- “See you later, alligator! After a while, crocodile!”
- “Let’s call this a see-you-soon-tuation.”
- “Leaving you guys feels like unplugging from the Wi-Fi—painful, but necessary.”
- “I’m not ghosting; I’m just relocating!”
- “Keep my seat warm—I’ll be back someday!”
- “If distance makes the heart grow fonder, we’re about to be besties for life!”
- “Leaving, but not deleting our group chat!”
- “Bye for now, but don’t worry—I’m just a call (or pun) away!”
Relationship-Ending Puns
- “Breaking up is hard, but at least I’ve got my pun game strong.”
- “This isn’t goodbye—it’s a punctuation mark in our story.”
- “Let’s call this an amicable pun-coupling!”
- “I’m outta here, but I’m taking the dog and the puns with me!”
- “No hard feelings—just hard laughs!”
- “You’ll miss my jokes more than me, admit it!”
- “Parting is such pun-sweet sorrow.”
- “It’s not you; it’s me and my terrible puns.”
- “Time to make like a tree and leaf this relationship.”
- “Here’s my final pun—goodbye, and pun-luck with your life!”
Travel-Themed Leaving Puns
- “I’m leaving on a jet pun—don’t know when I’ll pun back again!”
- “Packing my bags and my wordplay!”
- “This is not just a trip; it’s a pun-venture!”
- “Taking my humor to a new altitude.”
- “Goodbye, old city—hello, pun-tastic horizons!”
- “This isn’t just a vacation—it’s a pun-cation!”
- “I’m driving away from this chapter, but my jokes are riding shotgun.”
- “Every journey begins with a pun step.”
- “I’m not lost—I’m pun-dering my way to a new destination.”
- “Wherever I go, my puns will follow!”
Goodbye Puns for Social Media
- “Logging off, but not forever—pun-til next time!”
- “Catch you on the pun side of life!”
- “Signing off with one last joke—hope it leaves an impression!”
- “This isn’t goodbye; it’s a pun-terlude.”
- “Taking a break, but my jokes never will!”
- “Goodbye for now, but I’ll be back with more puns soon!”
- “Leaving you with this final pun: bye-bye, pie guy!”
- “Gone but not pun-gotten!”
- “I’m not disappearing; I’m just pun-available for now.”
- “Don’t worry, this isn’t goodbye—it’s a pun-spension of my account!”
Classic One-Liner Leaving Puns
- “I’m leaving, but my jokes will haunt this place forever!”
- “Consider this my pun-tastic mic drop.”
- “This isn’t a goodbye—it’s a pun goodnight!”
- “I’m outta here like a bad pun in a comedy club!”
- “See you later—don’t forget to pun-member me!”
- “Leaving, but not without one last pun-zinger!”
- “I’m exiting stage pun-left.”
- “Gone, but my bad jokes will live on.”
- “This isn’t goodbye; it’s pun-voyage!”
- “Out of here faster than a pun in a room full of groaners!”
The Funniest Goodbye Puns
- “Adieu, my pun-loving crew!”
- “Bon pun-voyage!”
- “I’m pun-ning away to new horizons.”
- “Leaving, but don’t pun-get me!”
- “Catch you pun the flip side!”
- “It’s time to pun off into the sunset.”
- “Farewell, my pun-derful friends!”
- “Quitting? More like pun-ting into the unknown!”
- “Gone pun-gone!”
- “You’ll pun-think of me when I’m gone.”
More Funny and Unique Leaving Puns
- “I’m off to greener puns—er, pastures!”
- “Parting is such pun-sweet sorrow!”
- “I’m not leaving; I’m pun-gradually moving on.”
- “This isn’t goodbye, it’s just pun-til next time.”
- “I’m leaf-ing this place, but don’t forget me!”
- “Time to hit the pun-road.”
- “I’m saying pun-voyage to this chapter.”
- “Don’t worry, I’ll always be a pun call away.”
- “I’m off to pun-fill my dreams elsewhere.”
- “I’m leaving, but I’m pun-stoppable!”
Quirky Leaving Puns
- “Pun-believably, I’m leaving for good this time!”
- “This isn’t goodbye, just a pun-cession stand break.”
- “Out of sight, but never out of pun-versation.”
- “Leaving? More like pun-pivoting to the next big thing.”
- “I’m pun-ready to take on the world!”
- “This is a pun-pleasant goodbye, but necessary.”
- “Don’t cry—I’m pun-sure we’ll meet again!”
- “Pun-til we meet again, stay awesome!”
- “I’m off to find new pun-tastic opportunities.”
- “Gone pun-but never forgotten!”
Clever Goodbye Puns for Events
- “Thanks for coming—this pun-ty is officially over!”
- “This pun-cake has been baked; it’s time to go.”
- “Leaving the dance floor like a pun-derella at midnight.”
- “The pun-fetti has settled—time to say goodbye.”
- “Leaving the stage, but the pun show goes on!”
- “Farewell, pun-til we meet again at the next party!”
- “The pun-derful memories will last forever.”
- “This pun-venture ends here—thanks for joining!”
- “It’s a pun-leash and relax kind of goodbye!”
- “This pun-fairytale has reached its happily ever after.”
Lighthearted Farewell Puns
- “I’m not disappearing, just pun-suspending my presence!”
- “Leaving is hard, but pun-doubtedly necessary.”
- “See you pun the other side of the horizon!”
- “I’ll pun-miss this place more than I can say!”
- “Parting ways with a pun-tacular bang!”
- “Pun-winding from this journey as I move on.”
- “I’m pun-doubtedly starting a new adventure.”
- “Thanks for all the pun-credible memories.”
- “Taking off like a pun-bird heading south!”
- “Goodbye, my pun-derful friends.”
School or College Leaving Puns
- “Graduating with a degree in pun-ology!”
- “This class may end, but the puns are eternal.”
- “Goodbye, school! I’m pun-ready for the real world!”
- “Packing up my books and my bad jokes.”
- “I’m pun-rolling into the next chapter of life.”
- “Thanks for the lessons and the pun-derful memories!”
- “This isn’t the end—it’s a pun-termission!”
- “Moving the tassel, but not the pun-game!”
- “Goodbye to textbooks, hello to pun-challenges ahead!”
- “Graduation pun-complete—on to bigger things!”
Final Farewell Puns
- “I’m leaving like a pun in a dad joke—unexpectedly!”
- “Time to pun-hitch my wagon and ride into the sunset.”
- “Pun-believably, it’s time to say goodbye.”
- “I’m off to pun-fill my destiny elsewhere.”
- “Parting is pun-avoidable but necessary.”
- “Pun-til next time, take care!”
- “I’ll pun-derstand if you miss me!”
- “This isn’t goodbye, just a pun-moment of separation.”
- “Saying goodbye pun-leaves me emotional!”
- “I’m not leaving; I’m pun-dergoing a transition.”
Sweet and Sentimental Goodbye Puns
- “I’m pun-grateful for all the memories we’ve made.”
- “Pun-willingly saying goodbye, but I’ll cherish this forever.”
- “Leaving with a pun-full heart and a suitcase of memories.”
- “I’m pun-believably lucky to have met you all.”
- “This isn’t goodbye; it’s just a pun-reminder of how much you mean to me.”
- “I’m pun-prepared for the future, thanks to you all.”
- “Farewell, but the pun-connection remains strong.”
- “I’m pun-sure our paths will cross again someday!”
Wrapping It Up
Whether you’re saying goodbye to coworkers, friends, or an old home, these 148 leaving puns prove that farewells don’t have to be sad. They can be full of humor, creativity, and unforgettable laughs. So go ahead—bookmark these jokes, share them, and make your exit a pun-tastic one!
