230+ Heart Puns: A Collection of the Most Heartfelt Jokes

When it comes to expressing emotions, humor can be the perfect way to lighten the mood. And what better way to make people smile than with some punny heart jokes?

Whether you’re looking for a laugh to brighten someone’s day or need a quirky line for your next social media post, these 235 heart puns will surely get the job done.

Sweet Heart Puns for Your Loved Ones

1. You’ve stolen my heart, and I’m not asking for it back.
2. I’m head over heels for you—heart and soul.
3. You make my heart race like a marathon.
4. My heart is full of love for you—literally, it’s a cardio workout!
5. I’m trying to keep it together, but you’ve really got a hold on my heart.
6. My heart beats only for you.
7. You’re the heart of my world.
8. You’re my heart’s desire.
9. I’m falling in love with you, piece by piece, like a puzzle for the heart.
10. You’re the one my heart has been looking for.
11. My heart is all yours, and it’s got a lifetime subscription.
12. You’re the rhythm my heart has been searching for.
13. You make my heart flutter like a butterfly.
14. You had me at “hello,” but you really had my heart.
15. Your love is the beat that keeps my heart going.
16. I’m not heartbroken, I’m just “heart-fully” in love.
17. My heart’s been in love with you from the start.
18. You make my heart skip a beat.
19. I heart you more than pizza.
20. You are my favorite notification, right there in the heart of my screen.
21. Every time I see you, my heart skips like a broken record.
22. Your love is the only prescription my heart needs.
23. You’re my heart’s true melody.
24. If I had a heart-shaped cookie for every time I loved you, I’d be full forever.
25. You’re the sunshine that makes my heart bloom.

Funny Heart Puns to Make You Laugh

26. I’m not a doctor, but I think you’ve got my heart in a chokehold.
27. You’re a heartthrob… literally!
28. I didn’t know I could have a heart attack just from looking at you!
29. You can’t break my heart—it’s already been in pieces for years.
30. Why did the heart go to therapy? It had too many issues!
31. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my heart in hand?
32. My heart is like a bank—it’s been robbed by you.
33. I’m not saying I have a big heart, but I’m ready to share it with you.
34. Can I be your Valentine? Because I’m heart and soul into it.
35. I don’t need a GPS; you’re the only way to my heart.
36. If I were a heart surgeon, I’d say you’ve got all the right moves.
37. I wanted to be a cardiologist because I have a lot of heart.
38. You’re the “heart” of the joke, and I’m the punchline.
39. Love is like a heart—it skips a beat when you least expect it.
40. I don’t need chocolate, I just need your heart.
41. You have the key to my heart, but please don’t lose it!
42. I think my heart’s in a jam—it’s stuck on you!
43. My heart’s been bouncing like a kangaroo since I met you.
44. I’d give you my heart, but it’s already been stolen.
45. I’m a sucker for you… and that’s coming from the bottom of my heart!

Clever Heart Puns for Playful Moments

46. You had me at “hello” and my heart at “goodbye.”
47. My heart is like a parking lot—full of love for you.
48. You have all the right moves to keep my heart in motion.
49. A heart in love is like a good book—it never ends.
50. I can’t keep my heart in one place when you’re around!
51. You’re the pulse that keeps my heart alive.
52. You’ve got a heart of gold… and I’m a fan of shiny things.
53. You make my heart soar higher than a kite.
54. We’re like a perfect match—like hearts that never stop beating together.
55. You’re the heartbeat of my dreams.
56. If hearts could talk, mine would say your name.
57. You’re the heart of my happiness.
58. My heart says “I love you,” and my brain says, “I agree!”
59. The heart wants what the heart wants—and it wants you.
60. You’ve unlocked the secret to my heart. Good luck getting out now.
61. Every heartbeat says your name.
62. If my heart could speak, it would say “I adore you.”
63. You’re the one that makes my heart feel full.
64. Every time you smile, my heart does a happy dance.
65. I’d say my heart’s broken, but I think it’s just misplaced—by you!
66. You’re the hero my heart has been waiting for.
67. I gave you my heart, but you already knew that.
68. If you were a heart, I’d be the arteries trying to keep up with you.

Romantic Heart Puns for the Perfect Date

69. Let’s not make this complicated: You’re the one my heart wants.
70. I’m trying to get to your heart, but you’re an impossible riddle.
71. If hearts were flowers, I’d send you a bouquet every day.
72. Can I be the “I” to your “heart”?
73. You hold the key to my heart and I’m never changing the locks.
74. A day without you feels like a heart without a beat.
75. You’re the love story my heart has been waiting for.
76. You’ve got a piece of my heart—keep it safe.
77. If love were a currency, I’d be a billionaire with a heart full of you.
78. You’ve made your way straight into my heart, and I don’t think I’m ready to let you go.
79. Every time you’re near, my heart does a happy little dance.
80. You’re the star that lights up my heart’s night sky.
81. You’ve turned my heart into a love song, and I’m ready to sing it forever.
82. Let’s make our hearts beat as one.
83. I’m feeling heart-shaped, thanks to you.
84. You’re the one I want to share all my heartbeats with.
85. You stole my heart, and I’m okay with it.
86. My heart doesn’t need a map; it’s always been with you.
87. You’re my favorite melody, and my heart’s been playing it on repeat.
88. You’re the best part of my heart’s playlist.
89. I don’t need a heart monitor to know I’m in love with you.
90. You’ve captured my heart, now let’s write the next chapter.

Playful Heart Puns for Friends and Family

91. My heart’s too big to fit into this room, but it’s full of love for you all.
92. You’re the peanut butter to my heart’s jelly.
93. A friend like you makes my heart happy.
94. You’re the reason my heart smiles.
95. My heart’s been doing jumping jacks since we met.
96. Who needs a therapist when you have a friend with a heart like yours?
97. My heart sings a happy tune every time I see you.
98. You’re the heart of every good memory I have.
99. You’ve been a part of my heart’s story for a long time now.
100. My heart feels light because of your friendship.

Heartwarming Puns for Special Occasions

101. You’re the Valentine my heart always wanted.
102. Sending you a heart full of hugs and laughter.
103. You’ve got a VIP pass straight to my heart.
104. You light up my heart like candles on a birthday cake.
105. My heart beats for you—no special occasion needed.
106. Wishing you a heart full of joy this season.
107. You’ve been my heart’s one and only Valentine.
108. I’m sending you a heart-shaped hug—consider it a gift!
109. You’re the heart and soul of every celebration.
110. If I had a dollar for every time I loved you, I’d be rich in heart.
111. My heart is wrapped in ribbons just for you.
112. You’re the spark that makes my heart glow.
113. A heart full of love is the best gift I can give you.
114. Sending you a little love note from my heart to yours.
115. A heart without love is like a birthday cake without frosting.
116. Love is in the air, and my heart’s floating with it.
117. My heart is like a treasure chest—it’s all yours!
118. No matter the season, my heart will always be there for you.
119. You’ve got my heart wrapped up in a bow.
120. My heart is sending you love from miles away.

Cheesy Heart Puns to Make You Smile

121. You’re the cheese to my heart—melty and irresistible.
122. I’m not a heart expert, but I’m pretty sure you’ve got me in a heart-shaped trap.
123. Your love is the cheese to my macaroni heart.
124. My heart’s gone soft like a slice of mozzarella.
125. You’ve melted my heart faster than grilled cheese on a hot day.
126. I’m nacho average person; I’m a big fan of your heart.
127. My heart is fondue for you—let’s melt together.
128. You’re gouda enough to be in my heart forever.
129. You’ve got me feeling extra cheesy, all because of your heart.
130. You’re the parmesan on top of my heart’s pasta.
131. You make my heart feel like it’s melted cheese—gooey and warm.
132. My heart’s been extra cheesy ever since I met you.
133. You’re the cheesiest part of my heart, and I love it!
134. Your love is like cheese: it only gets better with time in my heart.

Punny Heart Puns for Every Day

135. You’ve given me a heart that’s full of joy, and I’m never going to let it go.
136. My heart’s been running on love, and you’re the fuel.
137. You’re the heart of every happy moment I have.
138. I’m like a heart with no rhythm—I need you to get me in sync.
139. Every time I see you, my heart feels like it just got an upgrade.
140. You keep my heart going like a fine-tuned machine.
141. You’re the heart of my day, every day.
142. You’re the wind beneath my heart’s wings.
143. My heart is happy just by knowing you exist.
144. A heart that smiles is a heart that’s been loved by you.
145. You’re the spark in my heart’s ignition.
146. My heart has been on a marathon, and you’re the finish line.
147. You’re the heartbeat of my everyday happiness.
148. You’re like Wi-Fi to my heart—I’m always connected to you.
149. I’d let you break my heart, but I’m too busy being in love with you.
150. Your love keeps my heart shining brighter every day.
151. Every time you smile, my heart goes “whoo-hoo!”
152. I’ll follow you to the ends of the earth, because my heart is always with you.
153. I can’t stop thinking about you—my heart’s in a loop.

Hilarious Heart Puns for Your Inner Comedian

154. You’ve got my heart in a headlock, and I’m not complaining.
155. I can’t think straight when you’re around—I’m too busy loving you with all my heart.
156. My heart’s been running on caffeine, and you’re the energy I need.
157. I asked my heart to make some sense of things, but it’s too busy thinking about you.
158. You’ve cracked my heart, and I’m loving every bit of it.
159. It’s hard to heart when I’m so busy being in love with you!
160. My heart says one thing, but my brain is still catching up.
161. My heart’s been in a blender, but I’m still good to go for you.
162. Why did the heart break up with the brain? Because it needed more space.
163. My heart’s been on a rollercoaster ride ever since I met you.
164. I thought my heart was full, but it still had room for you.
165. You’re so cool, you make my heart freeze in a good way.
166. You’re the break in my heart’s routine. I needed that.
167. My heart’s not like a GPS, but I always know I’m headed in the right direction with you.
168. My heart does push-ups whenever you’re near.
169. Your love has my heart doing somersaults.
170. You make my heart go from zero to 100 in a matter of seconds!

Heartfelt Puns for Deep Conversations

171. My heart has been in the deep end ever since I met you, and I’m loving every moment.
172. You’ve opened my heart in ways I never thought possible.
173. I’d follow you to the ends of the earth because you hold the map to my heart.
174. You’ve unlocked the vault of my heart, and I’m giving you all the treasures inside.
175. If my heart were a diary, every page would be about you.
176. You’ve planted the seed in my heart, and now it’s blossoming with love.
177. I didn’t believe in love at first sight, but then my heart proved me wrong.
178. You’ve been the spark to my heart’s fire.
179. Every word you say touches my heart like a sweet melody.
180. My heart was like an empty canvas, and you’ve painted it with love.
181. You’re the quiet that my heart has been longing for in the chaos.
182. You’re not just in my heart; you’re the reason it keeps beating.
183. Every moment spent with you is a chapter in the love story of my heart.
184. If hearts could talk, mine would be whispering your name every second.
185. You have a home in my heart, and it’s forever yours.
186. My heart doesn’t need a reason to love you; it just does.

Fun Heart Puns for Social Media

187. My heart belongs to you, but it’s available for emojis too.
188. I’m giving away free hugs to anyone who needs a little bit of my heart.
189. My heart’s so full of love, it’s practically bursting with emojis.
190. You’ve got my heart on “Do Not Disturb” mode.
191. Every time you text me, my heart goes “ding”!
192. If hearts had likes, I’d be double-tapping yours all day.
193. My heart isn’t just on my sleeve; it’s got a whole Instagram story.
194. Tag me in your heart; I’ll never unfollow you.
195. My heart’s been verified, and you’re the only one who gets to follow it.
196. I’m not saying my heart is famous, but it definitely has a lot of fans.
197. You’ve got my heart on cloud nine.
198. When I saw you, my heart hit “like” without asking permission.
199. If love were a hashtag, my heart would trend for you.
200. My heart sends you all the notifications you’ll ever need.
201. Every selfie you take, my heart takes one too.
202. You’ve got my heart in your comments section.
203. A “like” from you makes my heart skip a beat.

Witty Heart Puns for Laughs

204. My heart’s in the middle of a good joke, and you’re the punchline.
205. Don’t just steal my heart—take my jokes too.
206. If you break my heart, I’m going to need a warranty.
207. I’ve got a heart full of jokes, but only you can make it laugh.
208. My heart’s in a limbo, trying to figure out how to respond to you.
209. A good joke’s all I need to make my heart feel complete.
210. You’re the humor that makes my heart giggle.
211. My heart’s been practicing its puns, and you’re the best audience.
212. You’ve got my heart doing a comedy routine just to get your attention.
213. My heart’s been trying to figure out your punchline for years!
214. You’ve got the key to my heart, and I’m the one cracking the jokes.
215. Can you be the reason my heart’s in stitches? Because you’re making me laugh!
216. My heart tells the best jokes—if you could only understand its humor.
217. I’m cracking up, and so is my heart—thanks to you!

Cute Heart Puns for Everyday Love

218. You’re my favorite person to share a heart-shaped cookie with.
219. My heart flutters every time I see you, like a butterfly in love.
220. You’re the little heart-shaped confetti in my life.
221. I’m falling for you like a heart-shaped balloon.
222. My heart goes from 0 to 100 when I see you.
223. I’m caught in the net of your heart, and I’m not escaping anytime soon.
224. Your love makes my heart feel like it’s wrapped in a cozy blanket.
225. You’re the reason my heart feels warm all the time.
226. My heart has found its home in you, and it’s staying forever.
227. You’re the spark that makes my heart light up.
228. You put the sparkle in my heart every time you smile.
229. My heart’s been on a vacation, and it’s staying right here with you.
230. My heart dances every time you walk into the room.
231. You’re the rainbow that makes my heart shine brighter.
232. You’re the warmth my heart needs on a cold day.
233. My heart feels like it’s been sprinkled with fairy dust since I met you.
234. I’m lost in your eyes, but my heart’s already found its way to you.
235. My heart’s been in the clouds, and you just brought it back to Earth.