116+ Harry Potter Puns to Make Every Muggle Laugh

If you’re a Harry Potter fan, you’ve probably cast a spell or two on your friends with some magical puns.

Whether you’re a Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff, there’s no better way to make your day more enchanting than with a bit of Harry Potter humor.

These 118 Harry Potter puns will have even the most serious of wizards cracking a smile.

From puns about spells, characters, and magical creatures to some quips about Hogwarts, we’ve got a full collection to make you laugh harder than a Mandrake’s scream!

1. Spellbinding Puns

1. I’m feeling spellbound!
2. It’s just a “charming” day!
3. You must be a wizard, because you’ve cast a spell on me.
4. I’m not lion, your magical abilities are enchanting!
5. Are you a potion master? Because you’re brewing up some trouble.

2. Magical Creature Puns

6. I’m “Hagrid” to meet you!
7. You’re as rare as a Thestral.
8. Stop horsing around like a Hippogriff!
9. That’s a “snake” of a situation.
10. I’m feeling fang-tastic after meeting you!

3. Hogwarts House Puns

11. I think I’m in the right house—Gryffin-don’t mess with me!
12. You’re “Slyther-in” the wrong direction with that joke.
13. Hufflepuff your way into my heart!
14. Raven-claw your attention with that amazing idea.
15. I’m “Huffle-laughing” right now!

4. Harry Potter Character Puns

16. I’m totally Harry to meet you!
17. You’ve got a Ron-diculous sense of humor.
18. Let’s not make a Mal-fuss over it!
19. Hermione is always “booked” and busy.
20. That joke was so good, it deserves a Snape of approval.

5. Wizarding World Puns

21. Can I offer you a Butterbeer? It’s “mug-nificent”!
22. I’m just “wand-er”ing through life.
23. I can’t believe how “spell-tacular” this is!
24. It’s a “Gringott” idea!
25. Are you ready for a “magical” time?

6. Quidditch Puns

26. Let’s “catch” up like a Quaffle in the air.
27. You’re flying high like a Golden Snitch.
28. I’ve got a “quid-dick” sense about this.
29. That was a “bludger” of a hit!
30. Don’t “broom” me like that.

7. Potion Puns

31. This potion is “brew-tiful”!
32. I’ve got a magical brew just for you!
33. That was a “brew-tiful” potion!
34. I’m just “potion” my way through life.
35. Here’s a little “Elixir of laughter” for you.

8. Hogwarts Food Puns

36. You’re the “pearfect” snack!
37. “Hogwarts” would love this feast!
38. That’s “butter” than expected!
39. You “Slyther-in” my heart like chocolate.
40. I’m “Hagrid” on the pizza!

9. Dark Arts Puns

41. You’ve “Voldemort”-ified my world.
42. You can’t “curse” me with your charm.
43. The Dark Arts don’t stand a chance against my “patronus” of laughter.
44. That’s a “Voldemort”-al sin of a joke!
45. I “Deathly Hallows” your opinion.

10. Harry Potter Spell Puns

46. Accio laughter!
47. I’m going to “Leviosa” your mood.
48. Lumos! Let there be light in this joke.
49. You’re a “Wingardium Leviosa” of a person!
50. It’s time to “Expelliarmus” negativity.

11. Wizarding Puns for Love

51. You “Expecto” my affection!
52. You’re the “love potion” I’ve been waiting for.
53. You’ve “charmed” me from the start.
54. I’m falling for you like a Hippogriff.
55. I’ve got a serious “Crushus” on you.

12. Wizarding World Fashion Puns

56. I’ve got my “wizard robe” on, and I’m ready to go.
57. That outfit is “spell”binding!
58. Is that a new “Invisibility Cloak”?
59. You’re wearing your “wand-erful” best today.
60. That’s “spell-icious” style!

13. Funny Wizarding Puns

61. Stop being so “spell-ish”!
62. I’ve got a “wand”erful idea!
63. Stop “mug-ging” around.
64. That’s “Hog-washed” if I ever heard it.
65. “Accio” happiness!

14. Magical Love and Romance Puns

66. You’ve “wanded” your way into my heart.
67. I’m “Slythering” my way to your heart.
68. That’s “Potter-ific” love.
69. I’m “expelli-armed” by your charm.
70. You’re “potions” to my soul.

15. More Harry Potter Pun Fun

71. I’m so “spell-cited” for this!
72. I’ve got a “wand”erful sense about this.
73. Stop being such a “Granger-ous” person!
74. That joke “brought the house down” like the Triwizard Tournament.
75. It’s “time” to laugh like a “clocking” spell!

16. Spellbinding Wordplay

76. That joke was “Wand-erful”!
77. You’ve got the “patronus” of humor.
78. I’ve never seen such a “wand-erful” pun!
79. It’s just “spell-tacular”!
80. I can’t believe how “magically” good that was.

17. Magical Creature Puns

81. You’re “beast” at this.
82. That’s a “Phoenix” of a joke!
83. You’ve got the “flair” of a Firebolt.
84. It’s a “Griffin-dorable” pun.
85. That’s “owl” I can say about it.

18. Lighthearted Hogwarts Fun

86. I’m “wand-ing” through my day!
87. Your jokes have me “levitating” in laughter!
88. You’re “hatching” a great sense of humor.
89. That’s “spell-icious”!
90. “Hogwarts” can’t handle this much laughter.

19. Funny Wizarding Words

91. “Draco” you’re kidding me!
92. That’s “Dumbledore” of a joke!
93. “Ginny” be serious right now!
94. You’ve got a “brooming” good sense of humor.
95. You “muggle” through life so well.

20. More Magical Puns

96. I’m “charmed” by your charm.
97. That was a “Quidditch-ical” joke!
98. You’ve got the “Huffle” of a champion.
99. It’s like “Voldemort” cast a spell on my sense of humor!
100. I’m ready for this “muggle” pun-off!

21. Unbe-Wizard-Lievable Puns

101. You’ve got a magical way with words!
102. That’s “Hogwarts-ting” with laughter.
103. I can’t stop “brooming” with laughter!
104. You’ve “Leviosa”-ed my spirits.
105. I’m “Expelliarmus”-ing all the bad jokes.

22. Wizarding Wordplay in Action

106. My jokes are “cursed” with hilarity.
107. That was “spell-tacular”!
108. It’s a “wand-erful” time to be here.
109. You’ve got the “potion” of humor!
110. I’ll “Accio” all the laughs!

23. Quidditch Puns & More

111. You’re “quaffle”-ing me with laughter!
112. Stop “brooming” around.
113. You’ve “Snitch”-ed the best jokes!
114. That was a “bludger” of a punchline!
115. I “Quid-don’t” know how to stop laughing.

24. Final Spellbinding Puns

116. You’ve cast the perfect spell!
117. You’re the “patronus” of puns.
118. That joke “expelled” all the other ones!

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Conclusion

There you have it! 118 magical Harry Potter puns to enjoy, share with friends, or use when you need a little wizarding humor in your day. Whether you’re in Gryffindor or just a fan of wizardry, these puns are sure to leave you grinning like a giddy house elf!