155+ Gobble Puns That Will Have You Laughing

When it comes to humor, there’s nothing like a well-timed pun to get the giggles rolling.

Whether you’re gearing up for Thanksgiving or just looking to add a little turkey-related humor to your day,

these “158 Gobble Puns” are sure to crack you up. So, grab a drumstick and settle in for a feast of funny, because these puns are about to gobble up your funny bone!

Gobble Puns for Turkey Lovers

1. Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
2. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
3. Why don’t turkeys ever play poker? Because they’re afraid of getting stuffed!
4. What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, google!”
5. Why did the turkey sit on the drumstick? It wanted to be a little bolder!
6. What did the turkey say when it was caught? “I’m all stuffed!”
7. Why was the turkey always invited to Thanksgiving? It was the life of the party!
8. How do turkeys keep their feathers smooth? They use fowl conditioner!
9. What’s a turkey’s favorite instrument? The drumstick!
10. Why do turkeys always look so calm? Because they’re good at keeping their feathers unruffled.

Thanksgiving Fun Puns

11. What do you call a turkey that loves to play? A turkey jerk-y!
12. How do turkeys keep their feathers smooth? They use fowl conditioner!
13. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Pumpkin pie!
14. Why are turkeys so good at their jobs? Because they always bring their A-game!
15. Why did the turkey bring a pencil to dinner? Because it wanted to draw attention!
16. What did the turkey do when it got frustrated? It gobbled its words!
17. Why did the turkey bring a plate to the party? It didn’t want to be left over!
18. What’s a turkey’s favorite drink? Stuffed cola!
19. What did the turkey say to the mashed potatoes? You’re my favorite side dish!
20. Why did the turkey refuse to share? Because it was too stuffed!

Foodie Gobble Puns

21. Why don’t turkeys ever get lost? Because they always gobble directions!
22. What do you call a turkey with a bad attitude? A fowl mood!
23. How does a turkey apologize? By feathering their nest!
24. What happens when turkeys play soccer? They kick up a storm!
25. Why did the turkey refuse to share? Because it was too stuffed!
26. Why do turkeys make great stand-up comedians? They know how to crack up the crowd!
27. What do you call a turkey that loves math? A gobble-culator!
28. What’s the turkey’s favorite game? Cluck and seek!
29. Why was the turkey an expert at math? Because it knew how to count its blessings!
30. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Cranberry sauce!

Thanksgiving Table Puns

31. What do you call a turkey who tells stories? A gobble-teller!
32. Why did the turkey get a promotion? Because it was great at winging it!
33. What do you call a turkey with an attitude? A fowl-mouthed bird!
34. Why don’t turkeys ever play cards? They hate being dealt with!
35. Why did the turkey call the waiter? It wanted to be served!
36. What do turkeys say when they greet each other? Feathered friends forever!
37. Why was the turkey always invited to Thanksgiving? It was the life of the party!
38. What’s a turkey’s idea of a great day? Gobbling up some good food and good times!
39. How did the turkey feel about Thanksgiving? It was feeling peckish!
40. Why did the turkey break up with the chicken? It didn’t wing it anymore!

Feathered Friends Puns

41. What do you call a turkey who loves math? A gobble-culator!
42. Why did the turkey go to therapy? It needed help de-feathering its emotions!
43. What did the turkey say to its reflection? You’re looking fine, just a little plump!
44. How do turkeys organize their wardrobes? With a cluck of style!
45. Why do turkeys never play cards? They hate being dealt with!
46. Why did the turkey go to school? To get a little smarter!
47. What’s a turkey’s favorite superhero? Captain Cluck!
48. What did the turkey do when it wanted to make a quick getaway? It flew the coop!
49. Why did the turkey bring a pencil to the dinner table? It wanted to draw attention!
50. Why did the turkey visit the psychiatrist? To talk about its feathered feelings!

Turkey Trickster Puns

51. What do you call a turkey who plays a prank on you? A trick-or-turkey!
52. What did the turkey do when it saw an empty plate? It said, ‘I’ll be right back—this isn’t my last course!’
53. Why do turkeys always look so calm? Because they know how to keep their feathers unruffled.
54. Why did the turkey play hide-and-seek? It wanted to be found feathering!
55. What happens if you cross a turkey and a computer? You get a webbed-footed gobbler!
56. Why did the turkey sit next to the cranberry sauce? It wanted a sweet companion.
57. What happens when a turkey gets a promotion? It’s always on the rise!
58. What’s a turkey’s favorite exercise? Feather weight training!
59. Why do turkeys avoid telling jokes? Because they’re afraid of getting roasted!
60. What do you call a turkey with a large vocabulary? A wordy bird!

Holiday Gobble Puns

61. What do you call a turkey who’s always the center of attention? The star of the stuffing!
62. Why did the turkey go to church? To give thanks for the gobble-giving!
63. What do turkeys do on holidays? Gobble up the good times!
64. Why do turkeys love Thanksgiving? It’s their time to shine—they always end up on the table!
65. Why did the turkey hate writing? Because it could never come up with a good roast!
66. What’s a turkey’s favorite month? November, of course!
67. Why did the turkey call in sick? It had a feather in its throat!
68. What did the turkey say about its holiday plans? “I’m gobbling it all up!”
69. Why did the turkey feel overwhelmed? It had too much on its plate!
70. How do turkeys stay in shape? They work out by running from dinner!

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Silly Gobble Puns

71. What do you call a turkey in a tuxedo? A classy clucker!
72. Why did the turkey join the circus? It wanted to cluck and roll!
73. What do you call a turkey who’s always getting into trouble? A feathered felon!
74. Why was the turkey a great comedian? Because it always knew how to wing it!
75. What’s a turkey’s favorite pastime? Cluck and run!
76. Why did the turkey wear a bow tie? Because it wanted to look spiffy!
77. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of clothing? Feathered jackets!
78. Why don’t turkeys ever go on diets? Because they’re already stuffed!
79. What’s a turkey’s favorite sport? Turkey bowling!
80. Why did the turkey go on vacation? It needed a break from the farm!

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More Gobble Puns for Laughter

81. What do you call a lazy turkey? A couch potato bird!
82. What’s a turkey’s least favorite vegetable? Brussels sprouts!
83. Why did the turkey go to the bar? To wine down!
84. What’s a turkey’s favorite song? “I Will Survive”—obviously!
85. What do you call a famous turkey? A celebrity clucker!
86. Why do turkeys like to surf the web? Because they love to gobble down information!
87. Why don’t turkeys ever argue? Because they don’t want to ruffle any feathers!
88. What’s a turkey’s favorite social media platform? Instagram—where everything’s served up beautifully!
89. Why did the turkey cross the road? To get to the other stuffing!
90. Why did the turkey bring a blanket to dinner? Because it was feeling cozy!

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Funniest Gobble Puns

91. Why did the turkey go to a fitness class? To get stronger for Thanksgiving!
92. What do you call a turkey that’s always on time? A punctual plucker!
93. Why did the turkey stop at the bakery? To pick up a loaf of bread for the stuffing!
94. What did the turkey say when it was full? “I’m stuffed!”
95. What do turkeys do on Black Friday? They flock to the sales!
96. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a computer? A web-footed gobbler!
97. What do you call a turkey who loves the beach? A sand gobbler!
98. Why did the turkey take a nap? It was too stuffed to keep going!
99. What do you call a turkey that tells stories? A gobble-teller!
100. Why did the turkey go to church? To give thanks!

Hilarious Turkey Puns

101. Why don’t turkeys ever get lost? Because they always follow the gobble-gobble trail!
102. What’s a turkey’s favorite car? A Ford Gobbler!
103. What did the turkey say when it found a treasure? “I’m stuffed with joy!”
104. What do you call a turkey who makes a lot of noise? A chatter-clucker!
105. Why did the turkey start a band? It had some serious gobble-groove!
106. What do you call a turkey who loves exercising? A muscle-clucker!
107. Why did the turkey make a great teacher? It knew how to gobble up all the lessons!
108. What did the turkey say when it was asked to cook dinner? “I’m too stuffed for that!”
109. What do you call a turkey who runs marathons? A fast feathered runner!
110. Why was the turkey so good at hide and seek? Because it knew how to hide in plain sight!

Thanksgiving Feast Puns

111. Why did the turkey bring its suitcase to dinner? It wanted to travel to a great feast!
112. What did the turkey say to the mashed potatoes? “You’re mash-tastic!”
113. Why do turkeys have great taste in food? Because they gobble up everything on the table!
114. What did the turkey say after being served on Thanksgiving? “This is totally stuffed to the max!”
115. Why did the turkey refuse to eat more pie? It was already stuffed!
116. What did the turkey bring to Thanksgiving dinner? A drumstick of course!
117. Why did the turkey serve cranberry sauce? Because it wanted to add a sweet touch to the feast!
118. What do you call a turkey who loves pie? A pie-gobble enthusiast!
119. Why did the turkey bring a spoon to dinner? Because it wanted to scoop up the good stuff!
120. What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving side dish? Green bean casserole, of course!

Silly Turkey Sayings

121. What’s a turkey’s favorite flower? A cluck-rose!
122. Why do turkeys like to tell jokes? Because they know how to crack everyone up!
123. What do you call a turkey that loves history? A gobble-glyph!
124. What do turkeys do when they want to take a break? They plop down for a feather nap!
125. What’s a turkey’s favorite restaurant? Poultry in motion!
126. Why was the turkey terrible at swimming? It was always fowl at water!
127. Why do turkeys never get invited to parties? Because they always stuff their faces!
128. What do turkeys call a good time? Having a gobble of fun!
129. What’s a turkey’s favorite game to play? Turkey tag!
130. What did the turkey say to the pumpkin pie? “You’re pumpkin-tastic!”

Quirky Gobble Puns

131. Why do turkeys make great party planners? They always know how to mix things up!
132. What do you call a turkey who loves a good laugh? A gobble-laugher!
133. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost? A gobble-ween treat!
134. Why do turkeys love winter? They can wear their feathered coats!
135. What did the turkey say when it got hit by a car? “I’m *feeling a bit… bumped!”
136. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of exercise? Running from the dinner table!
137. Why did the turkey want to go to the party? It was looking for some saucy fun!
138. What do you call a turkey who’s great at math? A gobble-culator!
139. What did the turkey say at the comedy show? “That’s a roast I can relate to!”
140. Why don’t turkeys use social media? They prefer to gobble in private!

Thanksgiving Feast Prep Puns

141. Why did the turkey take cooking lessons? To become a gobble gourmet!
142. What do you call a turkey who’s great at baking? A pie-gobbling expert!
143. Why do turkeys love Thanksgiving prep? Because it’s their time to shine!
144. What do you call a turkey chef? A feathered foodie!
145. Why did the turkey help set the table? It was getting ready to gobble up everything!
146. What did the turkey say when it was roasted? “I’m flaming awesome!”
147. Why did the turkey refuse to carve the turkey? It didn’t want to be gobbled up!
148. What do you call a turkey who’s always cooking? A master gobbler!
149. Why did the turkey prefer pie over cake? It was a slice above the rest!
150. Why did the turkey keep the gravy close? It wanted to drizzle it all over its food!

More Gobble Fun

151. Why did the turkey get an award? Because it was the best at winging it!
152. What do you call a turkey in the spotlight? A star-gobble!
153. Why did the turkey make an appearance at the comedy club? To crack some jokes and roast the audience!
154. What do you call a turkey with a camera? A snap-gobble!
155. Why don’t turkeys play the piano? Because they’re better at drumming!
156. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music? Drum and gobble!
157. Why did the turkey get hired as a detective? It was good at sniffing out the stuffing!
158. What do you call a turkey who tells jokes? A gobble-gigger!

Conclusion

And there you have it—158 Gobble Puns! Perfect for spreading laughter and adding a fun twist to your Thanksgiving gatherings or any time you’re in the mood for some good-natured humor. Hope these puns got you in the festive spirit!