115+ Dumb Puns That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Puns are one of the most timeless and versatile forms of humor, known for their clever wordplay and ability to get people laughing—sometimes groaning, but always entertained.

If you’re in the mood for some good-natured silliness, “118 dumb puns” will do the trick!

These puns are intentionally goofy, often relying on the simplest wordplay, making them as charming as ridiculous.

Whether you’re looking for some light-hearted fun to share with friends or just want to revel in the absurdity of these puns, this list has got you covered.

118 Dumb Puns That Will Have You Laughing and Groaning

1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
2. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
3. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
4. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
5. I can’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
6. I’ve just written a song about a tortilla. Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
7. Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
9. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
10. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
11. I can’t trust people who do acupuncture. They’re back stabbers.
12. I tried to catch some fog yesterday. I mist.
13. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
14. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
15. How does Moses make his coffee? He brews it.
16. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up.
17. I’m friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.
18. I don’t trust the ocean. It’s always up to something fishy.
19. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
20. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!
21. I tried to start a hot air balloon business, but it never took off.
22. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
23. I’m reading a book about teleportation. It’s bound to take me places.
24. How do cows stay up to date? They read the moo-spaper.
25. I couldn’t figure out how to use the elevator. It’s really uplifting.
26. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
27. I made a pun about the wind, but it blows.
28. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
29. I don’t have a photographic memory, but I do have a “photographic moment.”
30. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had drumsticks!
31. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
32. Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie.
33. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
34. I once had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted!
35. I don’t trust people who do acupuncture. They’re back stabbers.
36. Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.
37. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
38. I’ve got a job as a human cannonball, but I’m not sure if I’ll land it.
39. What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain!
40. I don’t trust elevators. They’re always up to something.
41. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
42. I’m friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.
43. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
44. I couldn’t figure out how to put my seatbelt on. Then it clicked.
45. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
46. I’m reading a book about reverse psychology. Don’t buy it.
47. Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
48. What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
49. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
50. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room!
51. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
52. I couldn’t figure out how to use the elevator. It’s really uplifting.
53. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
54. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
55. How does Moses make his coffee? He brews it.
56. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
57. I tried to start a hot air balloon business, but it never took off.
58. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
59. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
60. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
61. What’s the hardest part about writing a joke? Getting the punchline to land.
62. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!
63. What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.
64. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
65. I tried to write a pun about the sea, but I couldn’t find the right word.
66. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.
67. I’m not a fan of spring cleaning. I love cleaning in the fall!
68. Want to hear a joke about an elevator? It’s an uplifting experience.
69. What did the plate say to the cup? Lunch is on me!
70. I’ve got a great pun about the ocean, but it’s too deep.
71. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
72. I would tell you a joke about a pencil, but it’s pointless.
73. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
74. Why did the chicken go to the gym? To get to the other side!
75. I made a pun about a pencil, but it was pointless.
76. I’ve got a pun about spring cleaning, but it’s not worth dusting off.
77. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
78. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
79. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
80. I don’t have a photographic memory, but I do have a photographic moment.
81. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!
82. What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I’m going on ahead!
83. Want to hear a joke about a roof? Never mind, it’s over your head.
84. I couldn’t figure out how to put my seatbelt on. Then it clicked.
85. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
86. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
87. I don’t trust the ocean. It’s always up to something fishy.
88. I tried to catch some fog yesterday. I mist.
89. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
90. I don’t trust elevators. They’re always up to something.
91. What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain!
92. Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
93. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room!
94. I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
95. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
96. I don’t trust people who do acupuncture. They’re back stabbers.
97. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
98. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
99. Want to hear a joke about an elevator? It’s an uplifting experience.
100. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
101. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
102. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
103. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
104. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!
105. I tried to start a hot air balloon business, but it never took off.
106. I’m reading a book about teleportation. It’s bound to take me places.
107. How do cows stay up to date? They read the moo-spaper.
108. I couldn’t figure out how to use the elevator. It’s really uplifting.
109. I don’t trust the ocean. It’s always up to something fishy.
110. I made a pun about a fish, but it didn’t scale.
111. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
112. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
113. I couldn’t figure out how to put my seatbelt on. Then it clicked.
114. I’m reading a book about reverse psychology. Don’t buy it.
115. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
116. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
117. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
118. Why was the broom late? It swept in!