125+ Tortilla Puns That Will Make You Taco ‘Bout Laughter

Tacos and tortillas—they’re more than just food; they’re a source of joy, creativity, and yes, humor! If you love a good laugh as much as you love a fresh tortilla, you’re in the right place.

We’ve rounded up 128 hilarious and unique tortilla puns that are sure to spice up your day.

Whether you’re a taco lover, burrito enthusiast, or just someone who enjoys a good pun, these tortilla jokes will have you rolling with laughter.

1. Tortilla Puns That Will Wrap You in Laughter

1. Why did the tortilla start a band? Because it wanted to wrap things up!
2. I’m nacho average comedian; I’m all about tortilla humor!
3. This tortilla’s got some serious flour power.
4. Don’t go to bed angry, just wrap things up and sleep on it.
5. Let’s taco ’bout how amazing this tortilla is!
6. You’re guacing my world with those tortilla jokes!
7. That’s the taco of the town—flavorful and full of zest!
8. I feel tortilla good after that joke!

2. The Crunchiest Tortilla Puns

9. Life’s too short to not have a crunch in every tortilla!
10. Corn on the cob? Nah, I prefer a tortilla for my snacks.
11. If I were a tortilla, I’d be a crunch wrap supreme.
12. Tortillas are like chips: they’re better when they’re crunchy and full of flavor!
13. I was going to tell you a tortilla joke, but it got too crunchy to handle.
14. If you don’t love tortillas, it’s time to wrap it up.
15. Those chips are so crunchy, they might just break your tortilla shell!

3. Punny Tortilla and Taco Puns

16. I’m having a taco good time with these tortilla puns!
17. Don’t taco ’bout me like that—I’m a whole tortilla.
18. I’m not just a taco, I’m a tortilla star.
19. Let’s taco ’bout how delicious that tortilla was!
20. I’m just here for the taco ’bout love.
21. If you’re feeling down, just grab a taco and wrap up the day.
22. You’re the taco I’ve been waiting for.
23. Just like a tortilla, I’m wrapped up in all kinds of love.

4. Tortilla Jokes for Your Taco Tuesday

24. What do you call a tortilla that tells jokes? A pun-derful wrap!
25. I couldn’t live without my taco—my tortilla soulmate!
26. Let’s taco ‘bout how amazing that tortilla was—it was wrap-tastic!
27. A tortilla walks into a bar—nacho average joke, right?
28. My favorite pastime? Making my tortillas wrap up into delicious shapes!
29. You’ll never find a flour tortilla with more attitude.
30. The tortilla was too wrap for her own good!
31. I taco about tortillas like they’re my best friends!

5. Sizzling Hot Tortilla Puns

32. Don’t wrap it up too soon; I’ve got more tortilla jokes!
33. I wrap all my problems up in tortillas—best way to handle stress!
34. When the tortilla got spicy, it started feeling a little hotter than usual.
35. Tortillas make everything taste hot—from tacos to burritos!
36. I’m not just hot; I’m tortilla hot!
37. I’m feeling spicy—let’s taco ‘bout it!
38. You’re looking sizzling hot like a tortilla right off the grill.

6. Sweet and Savory Tortilla Puns

39. Tortillas are the sweetest thing to happen to my taste buds!
40. I’m a sweet tortilla, always ready for a little salsa!
41. Wrap your heart in a tortilla and fill it with love.
42. My tortilla’s got sweet flavor, and it’s the best around!
43. A tortilla with a little honey on it? Now that’s pure bliss!
44. No one’s sweeter than a warm tortilla.
45. Just like a tortilla, I’ve got a soft spot for sweet things!

7. Clever Tortilla Puns

46. I wrap things up with a tortilla because it’s always a clever solution.
47. I rolled my way through life with a tortilla as my guide.
48. I may be floury, but I’ve got the sharpest mind.
49. A tortilla always finds the right wrap to get out of a tough situation.
50. I’m really wrapped up in this tortilla joke!
51. A tortilla’s cleverness? It always wraps things up perfectly.
52. You can’t go wrong with a tortilla—it’s always a wrap-around solution!

8. Light-Hearted Tortilla Puns

53. I’m tortilla-bly sorry for that corny joke!
54. Don’t wrap things up just yet—I’m still laughing!
55. Tortillas make life wrap-tacular and fun!
56. I love how you wrap things up—just like a tortilla!
57. This tortilla joke is so good, it’s corny in the best way.
58. Let’s taco ‘bout your smile—it’s tortilla-bly cute.
59. This tortilla really wraps things up in style!

9. The Ultimate Tortilla Jokes

60. I’m feeling like a tortilla today—wrapped up in all the fun!
61. Why did the tortilla blush? Because it saw the salsa!
62. I wrap up my life with tortillas—so much better than bread!
63. Tortillas are the best kind of wrap to make your day great!
64. I tortilla-lly can’t wait to tell more jokes!
65. You’re the cheese to my tortilla—let’s roll together!

10. Saucy Tortilla Puns

66. Salsa isn’t the only thing that makes a tortilla spicy!
67. You’re the perfect wrap for my spicy salsa!
68. That tortilla’s got a saucy side to it!
69. Salsa and tortillas—wrap me up in this delicious duo!
70. You really know how to wrap things up with spice and humor!
71. Let’s salsa into the weekend with a tortilla in hand!
72. A little salsa on your tortilla and you’re ready to go!

11. Tortilla Puns for Every Mood

73. Feeling tortilla good today—let’s taco about it!
74. I’m always in the mood for a good tortilla, no wrap required.
75. I’m wrapped up in all the tortilla love.
76. You’ve wrapped me around your tortilla joke, and I’m hooked!
77. I’ve never met a tortilla I didn’t love—what a wrap around success!
78. There’s no such thing as a bad tortilla—just bad jokes!

12. Famous Tortilla Puns

79. Tortillas make the world go round—and so do these jokes!
80. If tortillas could talk, they’d wrap us in their stories.
81. Let’s go for a wrap adventure, tortilla style!
82. What do you call a tortilla that plays the guitar? A rock and wrap star!
83. This tortilla is a legend—time to wrap up the story!
84. I’m going to taco about you all day long—just like a tortilla!

13. Cheesy Tortilla Puns

85. You’re the cheese in my tortilla, and I can’t imagine life without you.
86. If cheese and tortillas were a thing, I’d wrap it up in a cheesy hug!
87. I think we’ve got a cheese situation here—let’s wrap it up with tortillas!
88. It’s all cheddar on the tortilla until we say “wrap!”
89. Life’s too short for boring cheese—get the tortillas and make it spicy!
90. Cheese and tortillas—perfect wrap for a good time!

14. Veggie Tortilla Puns

91. You bring the veggies, I’ll bring the tortilla, and we’ll wrap it all up together!
92. My tortilla’s not just for cheese—it’s a whole veggie wrap.
93. Lettuce taco ‘bout your veggie tortilla skills!
94. You can’t go wrong with a veggie-filled tortilla—just wrap it up!
95. The veggies are always fresher when wrapped in a tortilla!
96. This veggie tortilla is so good, it’ll wrap your taste buds in joy!

15. Dessert Tortilla Puns

97. Tortillas for dessert? You bet—they’re the perfect wrap for any treat!
98. Sweet tortilla wraps—this one’s a dessert in disguise!
99. You can’t have a good dessert without a sweet tortilla!
100. Chocolate tortilla wrap—now that’s a treat!
101. Just like a tortilla, my love for dessert is wrapped up tight.
102. This tortilla’s sweet enough to be a dessert—wrap it up, I’m sold!

16. Silly Tortilla Puns

103. What do you call a tortilla with a sense of humor? A wrap star!
104. Stop being so corny, and just enjoy your tortilla!
105. This tortilla’s making me wrap my head around it!
106. I’m nacho kidding, these tortilla jokes are the best!
107. A tortilla in the morning is the best way to wrap up your day!
108. I can’t believe how wraptacular these tortilla jokes are!
109. This tortilla might be wrapped up in mystery, but it’s funny!

17. Hilarious Tortilla Puns

110. Tortillas are always wrapped in a good sense of humor!
111. I’m not wraped up in anything other than this tortilla joke!
112. Tortillas make everything better—even the worst puns!
113. You’ve got to wrap your head around this tortilla joke!
114. Life’s better when it’s filled with tortilla jokes—and tacos!
115. You’re wrapped up in all kinds of fun, aren’t you?
116. My jokes may be cheesy, but the tortilla’s wrapping it up perfectly!

18. Family-Friendly Tortilla Puns

117. A tortilla is like family—always there to wrap you up in love!
118. What’s the tortilla’s favorite way to spend time with family? Wrapping up a meal together!
119. The best family gatherings include tacos and tortillas—that’s a wrap!
120. I’m so wrapped up in this tortilla love, I can’t stop laughing!
121. Everyone in the family loves a good tortilla—it’s wraptacular!
122. Let’s get the family together and wrap up the day with a tortilla feast!
123. No family dinner is complete without a wrap of tortillas!

19. Sarcastic Tortilla Puns

124. Oh, sure, because a taco is all you need for a perfect tortilla joke. Wrap it up, buddy!
125. That’s what I love about tortillas—always wrapped up in sarcasm!
126. You’re right, I’m wrapped up in tortillas now, no turning back!
127. Sure, let’s add more cheese to the tortilla—it’s already wrapped in humor!
128. Oh, don’t worry, I’ll just wrap this tortilla joke up with a side of sarcasm!