255+ Donut Puns That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

If you’re a fan of donuts (who isn’t?), you’re in for a treat! We’ve gathered a sweet collection of 258 donut puns that will have you laughing and craving your favorite donut even more.

Whether you enjoy a classic glazed donut, a jelly-filled delight, or a rich chocolate-covered treat, these puns are sure to give you a sugar rush of humor!

Classic Donut Puns

1. You’re the glaze to my donut.
2. Donut ever leave me.
3. You’re so sweet, you donut need any sugar.
4. Life is uncertain, but donuts are a sure thing.
5. Donut be afraid to dream big.
6. Donut stop believing.
7. You’re one in a million… and I’m the donut that’s worth it.
8. I’m stuck on you like icing on a donut.
9. Donut forget about me!
10. I donut think I can live without you.

Donut and Coffee Puns

11. We’re a perfect match, like coffee and donuts.
12. Life’s too short for bad coffee and stale donuts.
13. You’re the cream to my coffee and the glaze to my donut.
14. Let’s grab some coffee and donuts—it’s a brew-tiful combination!
15. Donut worry, coffee’s here to help.
16. This coffee is strong, but my love for donuts is stronger.
17. Coffee + donuts = happiness in a cup and on a plate.
18. Donut let me down, I need my coffee and donuts!
19. A cup of coffee and a donut a day keeps the stress away.
20. Let’s espresso our love for donuts.

Jelly-Filled Donut Puns

21. You’re jelly great at making me laugh.
22. Donut worry, I’ve got a jelly-filled heart for you!
23. It’s jelly to meet you!
24. Jelly donuts are the jelly-licious choice.
25. Don’t be jelly—just eat a donut.
26. I donut know what I’d do without jelly in my life.
27. You’re the jelly in my donut and the sweet in my life.
28. I’m feeling a little jelly about how amazing you are.
29. When life gives you lemons, make jelly donuts.
30. Donut be shy, jelly’s waiting for you!

Punny Donut Sayings

31. I donut care what anyone says, you’re amazing!
32. Donut worry, be happy!
33. This is how I roll—like a donut.
34. Donut even think about it!
35. You donut know how much I appreciate you.
36. I donut need anything else in life, just you and donuts.
37. I donut know how to live without you.
38. You’re the icing on my donut.
39. Donut leave me hanging!
40. Donut you love it when everything just falls into place?

Donut Lover’s Puns

41. I donut know how I lived without you.
42. Donut underestimate the power of a good snack.
43. I’m totally hooked on donuts.
44. Donut hesitate to grab another!
45. Donut you want some more?
46. Donut ever change, you’re perfect!
47. Donut let anyone tell you what to do.
48. You donut need anyone else but yourself.
49. I’d go to the ends of the earth for donuts.
50. Life is better with donuts!

Fun Donut Jokes

51. What’s a donut’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good “hole” beat!
52. Why did the donut go to therapy? It had a hole in its heart!
53. What do you call a donut that’s always late? A “cruller.”
54. What do you call a donut who’s always ready to work? A “dough-buster.”
55. Why don’t donuts ever tell secrets? They’re always getting “crushed”!
56. How did the donut introduce itself? “I’m ‘hole’ lotta fun!”
57. Why did the donut cross the road? To get to the bakery on the other side.
58. Why are donuts so good at making friends? Because they always “hole” up in groups!
59. What did the donut say to the coffee? “You complete me!”
60. Why do donuts hate the gym? They’re too “hole” for that!

Donut-Themed Puns for Work

61. “Donut” disturb me, I’m busy!
62. The best part of the day is the donut break!
63. Let’s take a “hole” day off and eat donuts.
64. You donut have to tell me twice—I’m in for donuts!
65. Donut forget the snacks for the office meeting!
66. I donut do mornings without coffee and donuts.
67. Donut make me do this alone, bring some donuts!
68. The office is donut ready for this much sweetness.
69. Let’s “hole” a meeting over some donuts.
70. It’s a donut kind of day!

Donut Love and Romance Puns

71. You’re the glaze that makes my life sweet.
72. My love for you is as deep as the hole in a donut.
73. You’re the jelly in my donut-filled heart.
74. You’re a “hole” lot of love to me.
75. I love you a “hole” lot!
76. Donut ever leave me.
77. You complete me—like a donut and its filling.
78. You’re “hole” in one!
79. My love for you is as sweet as a donut.
80. Donut stop loving me!

Donut Puns for Family and Friends

81. We stick together like donuts and frosting.
82. Family time is sweeter with donuts.
83. Donut you know I’ve got your back?
84. You’re the sugar to my donut.
85. Donut forget how awesome you are!
86. Every day is a sweet day with donuts and family.
87. You’re my favorite “hole” family member.
88. Friends don’t let friends eat bad donuts.
89. Donut mess with me, I’m family!
90. You donut need to be perfect to be loved by me.

Donut Shop Puns

91. What’s your favorite type of donut? A “hole” lotta sweetness!
92. Stop by the donut shop for the best “hole” in town.
93. I can’t “hole” myself back—donuts are calling!
94. Donut shop love is the best kind of love.
95. You donut want to miss out on the fresh batch!
96. That donut shop is “hole” new level of tasty.
97. Donut forget to grab your coffee to go with that donut!
98. The donut shop called—donut worry, they’ve got plenty!
99. We have all the “hole” selections you need!
100. Donut shop therapy is the best kind of therapy.

Donut Shop Puns (Continued)

101. That donut was so sweet, it was almost criminal.
102. You donut have to ask me twice to come in.
103. This donut is “hole”-y perfect!
104. A donut a day keeps the bad vibes away.
105. I’m on a roll—donut stop me now!
106. Donut forget, there’s always room for dessert.
107. Donut be shy—come on in for a sweet treat!
108. You’ve got to “hole” it together when you’re at the donut shop.
109. You’re the “hole” reason I come back every morning.
110. Let’s “hole” up and eat donuts all day!

Donut Dessert Puns

111. I donut care what anyone says—this dessert is the best!
112. A donut a day keeps the cravings at bay.
113. Let’s have a “hole” bunch of fun with this dessert.
114. This donut is so sweet, it should be illegal!
115. Donut dessert is the only dessert I’ll ever need.
116. You can’t have too many donuts—just eat more!
117. This donut is “hole” lotta delicious.
118. Donut dessert and coffee make the best pair.
119. Donut worry about counting calories—just enjoy the sweetness.
120. A donut is the answer to all your dessert problems.

Donut Date Puns

121. Our date is “hole” lot of fun!
122. I donut think I’ve ever had a better date.
123. Donut worry, I’ll bring dessert!
124. We’re a “hole” lot of fun together.
125. Let’s grab some donuts and talk about our date.
126. You’re the “hole” reason I enjoy my dates.
127. Every date should end with a donut.
128. Donut make me choose between you and dessert!
129. A date without donuts? Unthinkable!
130. Let’s “hole” hands and enjoy some donuts together.

Donut-Themed Holiday Puns

131. Donut worry, the holidays are coming!
132. It’s the most wonderful time of the year… for donuts.
133. Wishing you a donut-filled holiday season.
134. A donut a day keeps the holiday blues away.
135. It’s a “hole” new world of holiday treats.
136. Donut forget to save room for holiday desserts!
137. Happy holidays—donut forget the sweet treats!
138. Donut be a Grinch, share the holiday donuts!
139. Nothing says “holiday spirit” like donuts.
140. My favorite holiday tradition? Donuts, of course!

Donut Puns for Special Occasions

141. Let’s “hole” a celebration with donuts!
142. Donuts are the best part of any occasion.
143. Life’s a party—don’t forget the donuts.
144. Donut worry, we’ll make this celebration sweet!
145. A donut celebration is always a good idea.
146. You donut need any more reasons to party—just grab the donuts!
147. Life is too short to skip the donuts at a party.
148. Let’s get this party started with donuts!
149. Every special occasion deserves a donut.
150. Donut forget to bring the party to life!

Donut-Related Food Puns

151. Donut forget to pair that with a nice cup of coffee.
152. You can’t have a meal without a donut!
153. This donut pairs perfectly with that hot chocolate.
154. You donut have to eat anything else after this.
155. Donut, please—this meal just got a lot sweeter!
156. You’re the jelly to my donut.
157. I’m going to “hole” you to your donut promise!
158. Donuts are the “hole” meal I need right now.
159. I donut know how anyone could live without this!
160. A donut just made my whole day better!

Play on Words and Donut Puns

161. Life is “hole” lot better with donuts.
162. I’m feeling “hole” some after that donut!
163. Donut ever forget how sweet life can be.
164. Donut mind me, I’m just here for the donuts!
165. You’ve got me “hole” heartedly in love with donuts.
166. I’m “hole” in one with donuts today!
167. I donut need anything more than a sweet treat.
168. Let’s “hole” up and enjoy these donuts together.
169. It’s not just a donut—it’s an experience!
170. Donut look at me like that, I’m just being punny!

Silly Donut Puns

171. I donut care what people think, I love my donut!
172. If you donut love this pun, you’re missing out!
173. I’m “hole” heartedly obsessed with donuts.
174. This donut is the real “hole” deal.
175. A donut a day keeps the boredom away.
176. Donut look at me like that—I’m just being sweet!
177. It’s a “hole” lot of fun when donuts are involved.
178. Donut judge me for how many I’ve eaten.
179. Donut question my love for donuts!
180. There’s nothing “hole” about not loving donuts!

Sweet Donut Puns for Friends

181. You donut know how much I appreciate you!
182. My friends are the “hole” reason I smile.
183. Donut forget, I’m always here for you!
184. Donut stop being amazing!
185. You “hole” me up with your friendship.
186. Friends and donuts—what could be better?
187. Let’s “hole” our friendship together with some donuts.
188. You donut have to be perfect to be a good friend.
189. Life’s sweeter with friends and donuts.
190. You’re the best friend I could ask for—donut forget it!

Donut-Themed Wordplay

191. You’re the “hole” package!
192. A donut a day keeps the frown away.
193. Donut make me choose—both are delicious!
194. You’re the jelly in my donut, the sweetness in my life.
195. I donut need anything more than a smile and a donut.
196. There’s no hole too big to fill with love—and donuts!
197. Donut go breaking my heart!
198. Let’s “hole” off on that decision for now and get donuts.
199. You donut know how much joy you bring into my life.
200. Donut blame me for being so obsessed with you.

Donut Puns for the Weekend

201. Weekend plans: Donuts and relaxation.
202. The weekend is made for donuts and naps.
203. Donut stress about the weekend—just enjoy it!
204. It’s the weekend—let’s “hole” up with some donuts!
205. Weekends are for donuts and good company.
206. Donut forget to treat yourself this weekend.
207. Donut work too hard this weekend—just eat donuts!
208. The best weekends start with donuts.
209. Donut worry, the weekend is here!
210. Donuts make every weekend sweeter.

Donut Birthday Puns

211. Happy birthday! I donut know what I’d do without you.
212. Donut worry, we’ll make your birthday sweet!
213. Wishing you a birthday as sweet as a donut.
214. Donut forget, it’s your special day—enjoy!
215. A donut a day keeps the birthday blues away.
216. Birthday wishes are best served with donuts!
217. Hope your birthday is as sweet as your favorite donut!
218. Let’s “hole” a birthday party with donuts.
219. It’s your birthday—donut forget to indulge!
220. Donut stress about getting older—it’s just more reasons to eat donuts!

Donut-Themed Travel Puns

221. Traveling the world, one donut at a time.
222. I donut care where we go, as long as there’s a donut!
223. There’s no place like home—and no place like a donut shop!
224. You donut know how much I love exploring new donut places.
225. Donut leave me hanging; I want to go on an adventure with you!
226. I donut need a plane ticket—just a donut is enough.
227. Traveling with donuts makes everything sweeter.
228. Donut forget to pick up some treats along the way.
229. The best souvenirs are donuts from every place you visit.
230. Let’s get away and eat donuts all day!

Donut-Inspired Life Advice

231. Life is like a donut—sometimes it’s sweet, sometimes it’s a little empty, but it’s always worth enjoying.
232. Donut take life too seriously.
233. Don’t let anyone “hole” you back from your dreams.
234. Donut forget to treat yourself!
235. Life’s too short to say no to donuts.
236. Don’t “hole” yourself up—let’s enjoy life and donuts!
237. When life gets tough, eat a donut.
238. Donut let the little things ruin your day.
239. Every day is better when you start with a donut.
240. Donut stress—just enjoy the sweet moments!

Donut Puns for Social Media Captions

241. I donut care what anyone says—this donut is life!
242. “Hole” lotta love for this donut!
243. Donut mind me, just living my best life one donut at a time.
244. Donut forget to share the love (and the donuts)!
245. I donut need anything else to be happy—except donuts.
246. If you donut like donuts, we can’t be friends.
247. Just living the sweet life with donuts in hand.
248. Donut let this moment pass you by—enjoy it with donuts.
249. Keep calm and eat donuts.
250. I donut even have the words for how much I love this!

Donut-Themed Humor

251. Donut even try to resist the temptation of a good joke.
252. This donut joke is “hole” some!
253. I’m “hole” in one with these puns today!
254. Donut mind the puns, just enjoy the sweetness.
255. The best joke is always one with donuts involved.
256. What’s the best donut joke? The one that makes you laugh, of course!
257. A donut joke a day keeps the bad vibes away.
258. Donut worry—this is the last pun… for now!

Conclusion

That completes the list of 258 donut puns! Now, you have a collection of fun and unique puns for every occasion.

Whether you’re sharing them with friends, posting on social media, or just having fun with words, these puns are sure to bring a smile to anyone’s face. Let me know if you’d like any more puns or if I can assist you with something else!